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Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb |
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Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. |
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Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! |
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Rottweiler:
Make me. |
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Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
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Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
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Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! |
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Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
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Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares? |
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Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... |
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Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Cats do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! |
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| WHY ‘THE HEAVENS ABOVE' BLESSED US WITH PETS! |
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| They help out around the house... |
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They protect our children ... |
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| They look out for the smaller ones... |
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They show us how to relax... |
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They "converse" with each other. |
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They help you when you're down... |
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They are great at decorating for the Holidays. |
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They have "great" expectations |
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They are patriotic. |
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They are happy to "test" the water. |
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They love their "teddies" |
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They know who's "BOSS". |
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AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH! |
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HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward!
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
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